#ky

It's like James Brown used to say... I don't know, but whatever I play it's got to be funky. ↗

— Curtis Jones

#funky #got #i #james #james brown

‎"Repeat that?" "It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Didn't you know?" "Somehow I missed the memo." "You mean, 'Somehow I missed the memo, arrr!'" "Precisely. Arr. So, Mrs. Jack... Er, is that still your name? Or, I tremble to ask, have you adopted a pirate identity?" "Arr, matey, of course I have! It's..." She pulled an eggplant from the grocery bag. "Captain Eggplantier." She needed to stop speaking the first words that popped into her mind. "Captain Eggplanteir." He sounded very doubtful. "That's right. A family name. It's Belgian. ↗

— Shannon Hale

#becky-jack #felix #funny #humor #family

A man's gotta make at least one bet a day, else he could be walking around lucky and never know it. ↗

— Jim Jones

#bet #could #day #else #gotta

You know these love letters mix with whisky, just don't light a match when you kiss me. ↗

— Jon Bon Jovi

#kiss #know #letters #light #love

And I was lucky enough to have teachers that really, really looked out for me and really encouraged all that. And in rural Louisiana, that was a rare thing back then. ↗

— William Joyce

#encouraged #enough #i #looked #louisiana

And it blew my mind when I started to get wind of the fact that they actually liked me being around. That was humbling, because Kentucky basketball is a big deal, and I am not the biggest fan - I am just the most notorious one. ↗

— Ashley Judd

#am #around #basketball #because #being

Some Kentucky fans are a little more subdued. ↗

— Ashley Judd

#kentucky #little #more #some #subdued

I've been very lucky that I've never had cellulite. My body was always firm. ↗

— Sofia Vergara

#been #body #firm #had #i

When I started competing, you had to have your coach there. Now you can be coached from a home office via Skype or video. That's not the same as having them on the field with you. ↗

— Jackie Joyner-Kersee

#coached #competing #field #had #having

The average rap life is two or three albums. You're lucky to get to your second album in rap! ↗

— Jay-Z

#albums #average #get #life #lucky