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The few who do are the envy of the many who only watch. ↗
— Jim Rohn
#few #many #only #watch #who
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. ↗
— Will Rogers
#die #lawyers #nothing #only #way
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. ↗
#education #kill #one thing #only #thing
I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times. ↗
#day #eight #i #newspaper #newspapers
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. ↗
#cheaper #course #dumping #fellow #him
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ↗
#government #humorist #trick #whole #working
When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs. ↗
#did #done #down #good #good things
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. ↗
#explanation #me #one-third #practice #two-thirds
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. ↗
#enough #fast #hollywood #night #olympics
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. ↗
#liberty #practice #speeches #well #work