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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ↗

— Douglas Adams

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It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day. ↗

— Joey Lauren Adams

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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ↗

— Douglas Adams

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It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ↗

— Douglas Adams

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Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. ↗

— Douglas Adams

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Power is poison. Its effect on Presidents had always been tragic. ↗

— Henry Adams

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We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. ↗

— Douglas Adams

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My observations of Japanese naval fighting men, their abilities and equipment led me to believe that they gave a better account of themselves than we did. ↗

— Jack Adams

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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. ↗

— Douglas Adams

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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ↗

— Douglas Adams

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