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These Kingsguard knights are as useless as nipples on a breastplate.


George R.R. Martin


#lannister-sense-of-humor #humor

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.


Ambrose Bierce


#blacksmith #clothing #humor #war #humor

Sadness isn't sadness. It's happiness in a black jacket. Tears are not tears. They're balls of laughter dipped in salt. Death is not death. It's life that's jumped off a tall cliff.


Paul McCartney


#death

We're standing here, beat to shit, walking away from a crime scene where either or both of us could have bought it, and you're asking me to marry you?" "Perfect timing.


J.D. Robb


#eve-dallas #glory #glory-in-death #death

I played the trumpet a bit like a porker, I think.


Boris Vian


#i #i think #like #played #think

Will you sleep with me?" he asked softly, before grinning suddenly. "In the tub?


Shelly Crane


#clara #eli #humor #tub #humor

There is no other occupation in the world that so closely resembled enslavement as the career of a film star.


Louise Brooks


#closely #enslavement #film #film star #occupation

Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.


Grace Metalious


#drives #even #girlfriend #glass #had

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay


Marcia Carrington


#food #foodie #health #humor #food

Dracula is a morning person compared to me.


Kim Dallmeier


#humor #morning #morning-person #humor






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