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The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and... "And his arm looked like an eggplant," Clary muttered to herself in exasperation. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#funny #mortal-instruments #simon-lewis #funny

I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I'm 42. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #land-holder #real-estate #funny

Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#funny #gilligan-s-island #jace #laugh #mortal-instruments

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles. ↗


— Laurell K. Hamilton


#funny #funny

She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. “They’re anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don’t chew.” “Well, I thought I’d stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I’ll swallow them. ↗


— Ilona Andrews


#funny #medicine #rose #funny

Is he dead?" he inquired "He looks dead." "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead." "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." Mangus moved toward Jace. "Stop that!" the Inquisitor snapped, sounding like Clary's third grade teacher demanding that she stop dooling on her desk with a marker. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#dead #funny #jace-lightwood #magnus-bane #the-inquisitor

How'd you get to be so good at this?" "I had a good teacher." "Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass." "I mean you, dummy." "Oh. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

She was staring at you.’’ ‘‘What can I say? Irresistible.’’ ‘‘Shane, it’s not funny. I just—you should be careful.’’ ‘‘Always am.’’ Which was an absolute lie. Shane’s eyes fixed on hers, and she felt a burst of heat inside that crept up to burn in her cheeks. He smiled slowly. ‘‘Jealous?’’ ‘‘Maybe.’’ ‘‘No reason. I like my ladies with a pulse. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#feast-of-fools #morganville-vampires #shane-collins #funny

You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line? ↗


— Laurell K. Hamilton


#bad-ass #funny #funny

There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #flag #flagpole #funny #honor






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