#la

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. ↗

— Neil Simon

#down #drawing #everyone #happened #just

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. ↗

— Aaron McGruder

#race #seinfeld #white #funny

We like to be the largest outside investor, and the first outside investor. ↗

— John Simon

#investor #largest #like #outside

The increase in the world's population represents our victory against death. ↗

— Julian Lincoln Simon

#death #increase #our #population #represents

The world's problem is not too many people, but lack of political and economic freedom. ↗

— Julian Lincoln Simon

#economic freedom #freedom #lack #many #people

Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he'd known them since he was 18. ↗

— Neil Simon

#always #came #day #first #his

You want to be a writer, don't know how or when? Find a quiet place, use a humble pen. ↗

— Paul Simon

#how #humble #know #pen #place

Artie is a singer, and I'm a writer and player and a singer. We didn't work together on a creative level and prepare the songs. I did that. ↗

— Paul Simon

#creative #did #i #level #player

they love their hair because they're not smart enough to love anything more interesting ↗

— John Green

#funny #hair #love #funny

Faith is an island in the setting sun, But proof is the bottom line for everyone. ↗

— Paul Simon

#bottom line #everyone #faith #island #line