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Neil Simon

Read through the most famous quotes from Neil Simon

I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

— Neil Simon

#living #life

Never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity.

— Neil Simon

#life #humor

Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." Blanche Somethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive." Kate

— Neil Simon

#inspirational #true #forgiveness

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

— Neil Simon

#come #far #i #i love #life

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

— Neil Simon

#down #drawing #everyone #happened #just

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

— Neil Simon

#brings #certain #certain point #happiness #just

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

— Neil Simon

#care #couples #every #feel #happy

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

— Neil Simon

#like #mecca #new #new york #smells

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

— Neil Simon

#ending #entertainment #go #how #know

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

— Neil Simon

#count #dollars #going #hundred #rest

About Neil Simon

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Simon explains:

Simon chose not to write the screenplay for his first film adaptation Come Blow Your Horn preferring to focus on his playwriting. I wanted to tell a story about real people. In The Gingerbread Lady he combines comedy with tragedy; Rumors (1988) was a full-length farce; in Jake's Women and Brighton Beach Memoirs he uses dramatic narration; in The Good Doctor he created a “pastiche of sketches” around various stories by Chekhov; and Fools (1981) was written as a fairy-tale romance similar to stories by Sholem Aleichem.

Simon's facility with dialogue gives his stories a rare blend of realism humor and seriousness which audiences find easy to identify with. ” His style ranged from romantic comedy to farce to more serious dramatic comedy. He has received more Oscar and Tony nominations than any other writer.

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