#la

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. ↗

#blame #first #if at first #parents #succeed

When a man does a household job, he goes through three periods: contemplating how it will be done; contemplating when it will be done; and contemplating. ↗

— Marcelene Cox

#does #done #goes #household #how

The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress. ↗

— Quentin Crisp

#expediency #law #long #simply #wearing

Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands." She wanted to cry, because it was so sweet, but it wouldn't do any good. ↗

— Rachel Caine

#funny #ghost-town #humor #morganville-vampires #myrnin

I can see that if this was an album done 10 or 15 years ago we could see we were moving on to some place else. ↗

— Wayne Coyne

#album #could #done #else #i

We love playing music but we're too weird to play music. ↗

— Wayne Coyne

#music #play #play music #playing #too

The body is an inviolable limit. And you have to really hurt it before you know that. ↗

— Peter Coyote

#body #hurt #inviolable #know #limit

The party line is that stocks historically have outperformed all other investment plans. ↗