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The sticky heaps of jellied marshmallows and tinted fruit that appear on too many tables should be shudderingly avoided along with their sickeningly sweet mayonnaise but my POTATO SALAD is something quite different.


Margaret Yardley Potter


#salads #home

It is a defect of God's humor that he directs our hearts everywhere but to those who have a right to them.


Tom Stoppard


#love #humor

No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad


Jeaniene Frost


#cat #humor #night-huntress #vlad #humor

I'm attracted to a lot of hot guys. If Chris Hemsworth were here, I'd light him up like a firecracker with how fast I'd jump on him.


Jeaniene Frost


#leila #night-prince #once-burned #vlad #humor

Plan. Yes. Good idea. I should come up with a plan.


Steven Brust


#plan #vlad-taltos #humor

While Coach Hedge was having dinner on the foredeck, a wild pegasus appeared from nowhere,stampeded over the coach’s enchiladas, and flew off again, leaving cheesy hoof prints all across the deck. “What was that for?” the coach demanded.


Rick Riordan


#coach #humor #pegasus #humor

The dungeon image helped. "You need to let Maximus go," I stated, my voice stronger now. "No. Wine?


Jeaniene Frost


#vlad #humor

When it was her own doing, she was always tempted to skip a day, or just glance down, then get back to the ground. Kel had to force herself to keep her vow.


Tamora Pierce


#inspirational #keladry-of-mindelan #squire #tamora-pierce #inspirational

Tonight I want to forget all your insecurities. Tonight I want you to reject anyone or anything that has made you feel like you don't belong, or don't fit in, or has made you feel like you're not good enough or pretty enough or thin enough, or like you can't sing well enough or dance well enough, or write a song well enough, or like YOU'LL NEVER WIN A GRAMMY, or like YOU'LL NEVER SELL OUT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! You just remember that you are a god damn superstar and you were born this way!


Lady Gaga


#inspirational #lady-gaga #inspirational

I am an optimistic lady.


Julie Andrews


#i #i am #lady #optimistic






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