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There's something about these obscure vignettes of former lives that's very powerful. Our woods are full of old cellar holes, tumbled-down chimneys, ancient scraggly lilacs absurdly tall still stretching toward the light.


Leslie Land


#forgotten #history #land #woods #food

The sweet-smelling aroma of the island spices still hung in the air. It filled his nostrils and titillated his appetite all over again. His appetite drove him mad for something much more than food.


Luke A.M. Brown


#lamb #non-silence #novel #food

Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means... Justin, looking desperately at me: No? Nana: Are you sure? Justin, shifting uncomfortably: I'm sure. No means no. Nana: Well look at you. You got one right. Now here's another, even tougher sentence for you to finish. Premarital sex is... Me: Nana! I'm so sorry Justin. Nana: Unlike Pops, I'm not moving on. Justin? Pops: His name is Jason. Justin:Uh....uh.... Pops: While you think about that, why don't you tell me how you feel about drinking and driving? Justin: I'm totally against it, I swear! Nana: Methinks he protests too much.


Gena Showalter


#drinking #funny #justin #zombieland #dating

Harley-Davidson," she said. "Sweet.


Stieg Larsson


#harley-davidson #lisbeth-salander #funny

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.


Lewis Carroll


#humor #inspirational #philosophy-of-life #psychological #humor

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace 'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #flirting #humor #jace-wayland #humor

Gwen Cassidy needed a man. Desperately. Failing that, she'd settle for a cigarette.


Karen Marie Moning


#highlander #humor #humor

He leaned close, rubbing his bearded cheek against my ear. 'And how about a sweet kiss, now, for the brave lads of the clan MacKenzie? Tulach Ard!' Erin go bragh,' I said rudely, and pushed with all my strength.


Diana Gabaldon


#outlander #humor

By some miracle, Charlotte's polite smile never wavered. It was a proud moment for her. After all, it wasn't every day that a little old lady told you right to your face that your bosom was as flat as a flounder.


Olivia Parker


#historical #humor #regency-england #to-wed-a-wicked-earl #humor

A word, Sir Jamie. Quickly!" You may speak freely, Alwyn," Jamie sighed. "You are always making too mcuh of minor incidents." You're no' going to believe it, Sir Jamie," Alwyn gasped. "But I swear every male Fergusson alive is outside our gate.


Johanna Lindsey


#humor #raid #humor






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