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As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #magnus-bane #magnus-bane

Bitten? You mean you're a-" "A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-wayland #maia #simon-lewis

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #tv-reference #humor

He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot. "Yeah, well," he said, "the next time you decide to sneak out of our magically warded apartment through a door that shouldn't really exist, leave a note.


Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #clary-fray #humor #jace-lightwood

If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did you actually ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I'm something in a petrie dish? Next time I'll send you a photo." "And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," Jace said, but he didn't sound as if his heart was in the sarcasm. "Look, I asked you here for a reason, not to stare at you. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common." "Totally awesome hair?" Simon suggested


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #lack-of-feeling #love #lovelessness #marriage

We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?" "What, bored with my company already?" "Let me ask you something," Simon said. "Do you find me fascinating to be around?" "What was that?" Jace said. "Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

That thing that looks like me but isn't? He'll burn down the world if Sebastian wants him to, and laugh while he's doing it. That's what you're saving, Clary. That. Don't you understand? I'd rather be dead—


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #clary-fray

While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners.


Stephanie Herseth


#congress #court #governments #landowners #local

After my grandfather's plane took enemy fire, he was denied permission to land at the first available airstrip. In that classic British bureaucratic way, they said he had to go back to your own airbase in the Midlands. They crashed between the coast and the airfield.


Tom Hooper


#available #back #between #british #bureaucratic






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