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We should not clap our hands and mourn, for he is out of trouble. You are still in it.


David Ruffin


#hands #mourn #our #out #should

The only hope is that our civilization will collapse at a certain point, as always happens in history. Then, out of barbarity, a renaissance.


Pierre Schaeffer


#barbarity #certain #certain point #civilization #collapse

On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop.


Curt Schilling


#get #i #i can #know #laptop

Eight people show up. The emcee is warm, friendly, and about as funny as Shoah. I take the stage to the sound of, my hand to God, one person clapping once and only once, and then I start into my act.


Patton Oswalt


#hand-to-god #patton-oswalt #shoah #stand-up #funny

Just because we're on schedule is no reason to shoot bad acting. Someone once said to me, 'You're inconsiderate.' And I said, "Inconsiderate? Bad acting is the ultimate inconsideration.' It's a collective slap to a million faces at the same time.


Debra Winger


#bad #bad acting #because #collective #faces

I believe that the military-industrial state will eventually collapse, possibly even in our lifetime, and that a majority of us (if prepared) will muddle through to a freer, more open, less crowded, green and spacious agrarian society. (Maybe; of course it may be only a repeat of the middle ages.)


Edward Abbey


#collapse-of-industry #future #age

In such a beast as this..." (he means the army)"...it was the collective power that went, collapsing like a long-exhausted animal, at once falling under its own weight as much as that of its enemy. It was a collective death and not a matter of bravery or even strength, and once it was down it was finished as a battle.


Paul Hoffman


#battle #beast #bravery #collaps #collective

He tans into burning while the opening fanfare to "Peaches en Regalia" flows over him, the bugle call for a hippie army that marched at the peak of the American parabola, that moment when physics held its breath to allow levitation, a small reward before the descent. The hippies knew it then, Maggot Boy Johnson thinks; they couldn't build it into words but they could feel it; a floating in the stomach as history shifted direction. They stopped, hey, what's that sound, and knew that the spiny skyscrapers reflected in the river, the chasms of concrete, the wide streets and sidewalks, the power lines cutting into the hills and mountains above missile silos, the highways drawing lines across the blank plains under enormous skies, the pupil of God's eye, would be the ruins that their grandchildren wandered among, the reminders that once there was always water in the faucet, there was electricity all the time, and America was prying off the shackles of its past. The vision opened up to them and winked out again, and those it blinded staggered through their lives unable to see anything else, while the rest of them wondered if they had only dreamed it.


Brian Francis Slattery


#hippies #history #society #dreams

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.


Christy Leigh Stewart


#clapping #funny #funny-and-random #retarded #equality

The movie Koyaanisqatsi shows non-commented time-lapse footage and focuses our attention on the very rhythm of our civilized modern life and nature. A marijuana high can do something for a user similar to what this time-lapse footage does. The enhancement of episodic memory and the acceleration of associative streams of memories can alter and enhance our recognition of patterns in our lives in various ways. If we are presented with quick associative chains of past experiences, we can see a pattern in a body of information that is usually not at once presented to our “inner eye” as such.


Sebastian Marincolo


#creative #drug #episodic-memory #high #insight






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