#last night

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#being #controlled #girl #i #last

The more I thought of the McClure offer the less I thought of it. So I told him last night I was satisfied where I was, and that the $75 he offered me was no inducement. ↗

— Richard H. Davis

#i #inducement #last #last night #less

You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long. ↗

— Ann Wilson

#hours #last #last night #long #night

I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it. ↗

— Virginia Woolf

#comes #god #i #job #last

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ↗

— Steven Wright

#died #four #full #got #house

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. ↗

— Steven Wright

#i #last #last night #letter #me

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#i #ice #ice cube #last #last night

Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#last #last night #night #people #please

Actors are programmed to see the worst. If you're talking about an actor's TV series, you say, 'I loved you last night.' And they go, 'What about the week before?' They immediately worry. ↗

— Tom Hooper

#actor #before #go #i #immediately

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. ↗

— Muhammad Ali

#before #dark #fast #hotel #hotel room