#laugh

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#absolute truth #laugh #makes #people #thing

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. ↗

— Max Eastman

#dogs #laugh #tails #their

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. ↗

— Don Rickles

#i #insurance #kid #laughed #life

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

#feel #frees #funny #further #go

Some people are very lucky, and have the story in their heads. I've never storyboarded anything. I like the idea of chance. What makes God laugh is people who make plans. ↗

— Nicolas Roeg

#chance #god #heads #i #idea

I've always said music should make you laugh, make you cry or make you think. ↗

— Kenny Rogers

#cry #i #laugh #make #music

Women and children were slaughtered by the Taliban. You are going to sit down and negotiate with these folks? They never lived up to an agreement. The Pakistanis tried in '08, the Russians tried it when they were there. George Bush tried it in '05. It has never worked. ↗

— Mike Rogers

#bush #children #down #folks #george

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. ↗

— Will Rogers

#cry #laugh #make #never #onion

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. ↗

— Carl Sagan

#brothers #clown #columbus #does #fact

I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing. ↗

— Carlos Santana

#am #any #bank #bank account #because