#ld

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. ↗

— Steven Wright

#child #eventually #had #i #kid

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter. ↗

— Steven Wright

#i #last #last night #letter #me

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? ↗

— Steven Wright

#heat #saw #wave #would #you

How young can you die of old age? ↗

— Steven Wright

#die #how #old #old age #you

If God dropped acid, would he see people? ↗

— Steven Wright

#dropped #god #people #see #would

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? ↗

— Steven Wright

#should #use #you

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? ↗

— Steven Wright

#mime #shoot #use #were #would

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. ↗

— Steven Wright

#children #few #i #purpose #wrote

I confess that in 1901 I said to my brother Orville that man would not fly for fifty years. ↗

— Wilbur Wright

#confess #fifty #fly #i #man

Also, after people play these Sim games, it tends to change their perception of the world around them, so they see their city, house or family in a slightly different way after playing. ↗

— Will Wright

#also #around #change #city #different