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The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #leanansidhe #humor

Knowing is not simply a material act, since the object that is known always conceals something beyond the empirical datum. All our knowledge, even the most simple, is always a minor miracle, since it can never be fully explained by the material instruments that we apply to it. In every truth there is something more than we would have expected, in the love that we receive there is always an element that surprises us. ↗


— Pope Benedict XVI


#learning #love #spirit #surprise #truth

I feel like I might start crying and that I'm going to cry pee. ↗


— John Green


#humor #leaving #paper-towns #pee #young-adult

The only excursion of my life outside of New Orleans took me through the vortex to the whirlpool of despair: Baton Rouge. . . . New Orleans is, on the other hand, a comfortable metropolis which has a certain apathy and stagnation which I find inoffensive. ↗


— John Kennedy Toole


#ignatius-j-reilly #new-orleans #humor

Everyone praises the endurance of the ascetic, but no one appreciates the stamina of the hedonist. To laugh until the throat burns and smoke a cigar to soothe it, to black out but not pass out, to love without climax, to be immortal in the moment – what stoic has such fortitude? ↗


— Bauvard


#hedonism #humor #pleasure #stoicism #funny

I do not traditionally speak ill of women, but your governess is a cabbagehead ↗


— Sarah MacLean


#humor #sarah-maclean #the-season #humor

You're a hero,' Mom repeated, squeezing my hand and kissing my forehead. 'You saved six lives in that house! Six! Sure, one of them was a creep,' she looked at Lauren, 'but that's what makes it so good. "Love thine enemies."' Lauren smiled at me. 'And don't worry about Curt,' she said. 'We are so broken up.' 'Six lives,' Mom repeated. But I had been trying to save seven. ↗


— Dan Wells


#john-cleaver #saving #six-lives #love

I have a sense that God is unfair and preferentially punishes his weak, his dumb, his fat, his lazy. I believe he takes more pleasure in his perfect creatures, and cheers them on like a brainless dad as they run roughshod over the rest of us. He gives us a need for love, and no way to get any. He gives us a desire to be liked, and personal attributes that make us utterly unlikable. Having placed his flawed and needy children in a world of exacting specifications, he deducts the difference between what we have and what we need from our hearts and our self-esteem and our mental health. ↗


— George Saunders


#cruelty #dumb #fat #god #lazy

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything. ↗


— Jerry Seinfeld


#am #anything #busy #cuts #doing

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. ↗


— Peter F. Drucker


#decision-making #leadership #business






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