#lie

American families be warned, if the White House doesn't send your jobs overseas, they'll send your kids. ↗

— Joe Baca

#american families #families #house #jobs #kids

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. ↗

— Dave Barry

#biological #breasts #function #make #males

I think, being an actor, it's just a relief every time you get a part. ↗

— Jillian Bach

#being #every #every time #get #i

I felt alienated at school, and I never did well with girls. ↗

— Burt Bacharach

#did #felt #i #never #school

Ideas are refined and multiplied in the commerce of minds. In their splendor, images effect a very simple communion of souls. ↗

— Gaston Bachelard

#communion #effect #ideas #images #minds

Harvard Medical School, the University of South Florida and the American Psychiatric Association have all conducted studies showing that the earlier one begins gambling, the more likely it is he or she will become an addicted, problem gambler. ↗

— Spencer Bachus

#american #association #become #begins #conducted

When you're young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements. ↗

— Pearl Bailey

#greatest #notions #seem #silliest #you

I am not responsible for all the journalists in the past that have told lies. ↗

— David Bailey

#i #i am #in the past #journalists #lies

I was working in corporate Canada and I was doing all right. But I was burnt out... Long hours, a lot of clients. I just wanted to get away. Track and field was sort of like the elimination thing. I just wanted to go and do something. Exercise my brain and my body and kind of gravitate to that. ↗

— Donovan Bailey

#body #brain #burnt #canada #clients

In order to be a realist you must believe in miracles. ↗

— H. C. Bailey

#miracles #must #order #realist #you