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Janet Street-Porter

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Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me.


— Janet Street-Porter


#bit #his way #i #life #me

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn't get published any other way.


— Janet Street-Porter


#blogs #get #other #published #way

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.


— Janet Street-Porter


#favourite #foods #lunch #salad #same

Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep.


— Janet Street-Porter


#fiction #forget #found #go #good

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.


— Janet Street-Porter


#end #fall #furniture #generally #had

Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat.


— Janet Street-Porter


#food #hat #i #look #looked

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.


— Janet Street-Porter


#ailment #designer #many #pride #so-called

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.


— Janet Street-Porter


#black #black comedy #comedy #day #full






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Did you know about Janet Street-Porter?

She claims to have been molested as a child by a male hairdresser. Television
Street-Porter went into television at LWT in 1975 first as a reporter on a series of mainly youth-oriented programmes including The London Weekend Show (1975–79). Ramsay himself became the target of animal rights protesters who dumped a ton of horse manure outside his restaurant at Claridge's.

She was editor for two years of The Independent on Sunday. Janet Street-Porter (born Janet Vera Ardern on 27 December 1946) is a British media personality journalist and broadcaster. Her distinctive London accent and her teeth have been the butt of many comic routines.

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