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There are several theories on sex and all of them are lies.


Santosh Kalwar


#lies #sex #theories #funny

Like all bullies, they’re cowards underneath the swagger


Stephenie Meyer


#bullying

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. - MATTHEW 7:15


S.G. Holster


#teen #terrible-lies #thirty-seconds-to-die-series #ya #urban-fantasy

For about four years, I’ve been telling people I hate sour cream. One time I sent back nachos because they had sour cream on them. I started saying this because a friend I admire hates sour cream. I told him I hated it too so we could have a funny thing in common.


Megan Boyle


#funny

Everyone loves beauty, even the ugliest creature.


M.F. Moonzajer


#creature #love #ugliest #beauty

...love was desire and desire was an emptiness.


Tarryn Fisher


#dirty-red #leah #love #love-me-with-lies #love

I am but a firefly caught in his jar and when he looks at me, I can’t help but glow.


Kellie Elmore


#lightning-bugs #love #love-story #lovers #summer

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.


Eugene Mirman


#advice #bullies #humor #school #humor

Analogies are like lies.


Roman Payne


#lies #literary-criticism #literary-criticism

Girls say to me, very reasonably, 'why isn't it a bunch of girls? Why did you write this about a bunch of boys?' Well, my reply is I was once a little boy - I have been a brother, a father, I am going to be a grandfather. I have never been a sister, or a mother, or a grandmother. That's one answer. Another answer is of course to say that if you - as it were - scaled down human beings, scaled down society, if you land with a group of little boys, they are more ike a scaled-down version of society than a group of little girls would be. Don't ask me why, and this is a terrible thing to say because I'm going to be chased from hell to breakfast by all the women who talk about equality - this is nothing to do with equality at all. I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men, they are far superior and always have been. But one thing you can't do with them is take a bunch of them and boil them down, so to speak, into a set of little girls who would then become a kind of image of civilisation, of society. The other thing is - why aren't they little boys AND little girls? Well, if they'd been little boys and little girls, we being who we are, sex would have raised its lovely head, and I didn't want this to be about sex. Sex is too trivial a thing to get in with a story like this, which was about the problem of evil and the problem of how people are to live together in a society, not just as lovers or man and wife.


William Golding


#civilisation #equality #life-experience #lord-of-the-flies #men






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