#life

All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks. ↗

— Cyrus the Great

#humor #life #love #philosophy #humor

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life ↗

— Lauren Myracle

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Is he a scumbag in training?” Richard glanced at the gunman. “At least have the decency to hold the gun properly, you fool. If you don’t know how, pass it to someone who does. I’m not going to suffer being shot at by anything less than a full- fledged lowlife. (Richard) ↗

— Ilona Andrews

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Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

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You need to remember that. If you’re to have decent lives, you have to know who you are and what lies ahead of you, every one of you. ↗

— Kazuo Ishiguro

#self-awareness #life

Błogosławiony ten, co nie mając nic do powiedzenia, nie obleka tego faktu w słowa. ↗

— Julian Tuwim

#life #relationships #humor

Talking about a problem sometimes makes it worse. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#life #problems #humor

I applied for the University of Life. Didn't get the grades. ↗

— David Nicholls

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sometimes we have absolutely no idea where we are, we need the smallest clue to show us where to begin. ↗

— Cecelia Ahern

#lessons #life #inspirational

I was asked by a concerned church-goer: "Is your relationship with God okay?" and I answered "My relationship with God is far better than yours. You have to be in a certain place, with a certain group of people, pray at certain days of the week, read the Bible at certain times of the day; all in order to have a relationship with God. But I am with God from the moment I wake up, to the moment I fall asleep at night, I am with God wherever on this earth that I wander to, and whosoever I may be with! I may be sitting on the subway, and I am with God. I can assure you that I am closer to God than you are. ↗

— C. JoyBell C.

#inspirational-life #inspirational-spiritual #relationship-with-god #religion #spirituality