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The dumber people think you are, the most surprised they're going to be when you kill them. ↗


— William Clayton


#killing #humor

I've never been in love, but I've always imagined it--weirdly--like some sort of OxiClean commercial. The TV host shows a scene from an ordinary day, and then takes a big old sponge soaked in love and swipes away the stains. Suddenly that same scene is missing all the mistakes, all the loneliness. The colors are like jewels, ten times richer than they were before. The music is louder and clearer. "Love," the host will say, "makes life a little brighter. ↗


— Jodi Picoult


#imagination

I had no idea how free we were. That's how free I was. ↗


— Brendan Cowell


#freedom #youth #freedom

We are in a bit of a policy box and it's going to require us being willing to give up one of the two, which is it's okay to take on more deficits but lets put in some massive spending. Alternatively to say, 'we're going to go through structural unemployment for a while because we want to address deficits.' ↗


— Indra Nooyi


#because #being #bit #box #deficits

Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #profitable #selling #steal #funny

They call me, The Sharkalator ↗


— James Patterson


#funny #gazzy #maximum-ride #name-calling #nicknames

As we come to grips with our own selfishness and stupidity, we make friends with the impostor and accept that we are impoverished and broken and realize that, if we were not, we would be God. The art of gentleness toward ourselves leads to being gentle with others -- and is a natural prerequisite for our presence to God in prayer. ↗


— Brennan Manning


#faith #feelings #gentleness #impostor #prayer

I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #stealing #theft #funny

I heard the car door shut and then Fabian's voice. "You won't believe what I found around the edge of your property," the ghost announced. "A cave with prehistoric painting inside it!" I rolled my eyes. That was the best tactic Fabian could come up with? This was a vampire he was trying to stall, not a paleontologist. ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#fabian #funny #stalling #funny

I want to take all the pain of humanity, ball it up into a compressed, black 16-pound sphere, add three holes in a triangular formation to it, and use it to bowl a strike. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humanity #pain #funny






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