#ling

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something ↗

— Lemony Snicket

#siblings #humor

May your heart open. May joy emerge. May love flow through you. May you heal and help others. ↗

— Charlene Costanzo

#heart #helping-others #inspiration #joy #love

It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word. ↗

— Andrew Jackson

#intelligence #spelling #humor

They weren't tears of sadness or even tears of joy. I was just overflowing. Like so many things since I'd been here, I didn't yet understand it, but I felt it. ↗

— Elizabeth Bard

#love

I never thought Greek philosophy could make a damn bit of sense to me. And most of it didn't, but those words just seemed right. 'Love is composed of a single soul, inhabiting two bodies.'" He took her by the shoulders drawing her close. "It rang true for me, in a way nothing else did. Whatever soul I had, Katie, I think I placed it in your keeping twenty years ago. And now, it's as if...every time we kiss, you give a little piece of it back. ↗

— Tessa Dare

#love

Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints. ↗

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

#genius #home-schooling #humor #school #humor

You know, I preferred you as an evil monk. Would have made killing you a whole lot easier. ↗

— Chris d'Lacey

#firestar #humor #killing #magic #monks

Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car. ↗

— George Carlin

#humor #killing #los-angeles #new-york-city #subways

And being here like this, so suddenly close to him is enough to make her lightheaded. It's a feeling like falling. ↗

— Jennifer E. Smith

#love #love

Don't you understand? I want to spend my life with you. I want you to be there when I go to bed at night and when I wake up in the morning. ↗

— Heather Anastasiu

#falling-in-love #in-love #love #life