#lor

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur. ↗

— Samantha Bee

#care #color #expensive #fur #hair

I have the mouth of a sailor. ↗

— Kristen Bell

#mouth #sailor

The House of Lords is the British Outer Mongolia for retired politicians. ↗

— Tony Benn

#house #lords #outer #politicians #retired

The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory. ↗

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

#glory #greater

On two chairs beneath the bole of the tree and canopied by a living bough there sat, side by side, Celeborn and Galadriel. Very tall they were, and the Lady no less tall than the Lord; and they were grave and beautiful. They were clad wholly in white; and the hair of the Lady was of deep gold, and the hair of the Lord Celeborn was of silver long and bright; but no sign of age was upon them, unless it were in the depths of their eyes; for these were keen as lances in the starlight, and yet profound, the wells of deep memory. ↗

— J.R.R. Tolkien

#celeborn #galadriel #lothlorien #age

.. the late afternoon sunlight, warm as oil, sweet as childhood ... ↗

— Stephen King

#colors #colours #sunlight #beauty

I even have a Harmony Rocket and a Stratocaster with a scalloped neck back in Florida. ↗

— Daisy Berkowitz

#even #florida #harmony #i #neck

What does it tell you that applications for guns since the shooting are up 41 percent in Colorado, and that our cameras found about 50 people in line at one gun shop yesterday outside Denver? ↗

— Brian Williams

#applications #cameras #colorado #denver #does

We need a space program because we need explorers. Its in our souls. ↗

— Corbin Bernsen

#explorers #need #our #program #souls

After a lifetime of losing and gaining weight, I get it. No matter how you slice it, weight loss comes down to the simple formula of calories in, calories out. ↗

— Valerie Bertinelli

#calories #comes #down #formula #gaining