#love

We were the wrong age for love and yet it was all we could think about. ↗

— Brendan Cowell

#teenage-love #age

I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too impatient for either. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #love #age

William Shakespeare: You will never age for me, nor fade, nor die. ↗

— Marc Norman

#die #fade #shakespeare-in-love #william-shakespeare #age

We were still at the age when girls are years older than guy, and the guys grow up by doing their best when the girls need them to. ↗

— Tana French

#growing-up #love #lovers #men #women

I love like an albino. But I don’t want to get sunburned, so would you please pass the ketchup? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#albino #funny #humor #love #surrealism

Love is, or you isn’t. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree? ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #age

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#humor #love #no #now #time

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#corruption #funny #humor #love #politicians