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Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Remember the poor, it costs nothing. ↗

— Josh Billings

#nothing #poor #remember

The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. ↗

— Josh Billings

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

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There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. ↗

— Josh Billings

#anticipating #enjoy #happen #his way #manage

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. ↗

— Josh Billings

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The best thing that could happen to motherhood already has. Fewer women are going into it. ↗

— Victoria Billings

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When I am full, I stop eating. ↗

— Tyra Banks

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