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If you forget your lines, you had better mumble with conviction.


Connie Brockway


#conviction #humor #humor

I am officially turning him over to you. He's your problem now. You'll have to watch out for him and that won't be easy. He's naive, gullible, immature, horribly unsophisticated, ignorant about anything worth knowing, and idealistic to a fault." He paused to make a show of thinking harder. "He's also indecisive, pathetically honest, a horrible liar, and too virtuous for words. He gets up twice each night to relieve himself, wads his clothes rather than folds them, chews with his mouth open, and talks with his mouth full. He has a nasty habit of cracking his knuckles every morning at breakfast, and, of course, he snores. To remedy that, just put a rock under his blanket.


Michael J. Sullivan


#humor #friendship

We’re all under the streetlamps, everyone’s the color of day-old piss. When I’m fifty, this is how I’ll remember my friends: tired and yellow and drunk.


Junot Díaz


#humor

Oh, I almost forgot. In case that anyone besides big-headed Near or the deluded murderer is reading these notes, then I shall at least perform the basic courtesy of introducing myself, here at the end of the prologue, I am your narrator, your navigator, your storyteller. For anyone else but those two, my identity may be of no interest to you, but I am the world's runner-up, the best dresser that died like a dog, Mihael Keehl. I once called myself Mello and was addressed by that name, but that was a long time ago. Good memories and nightmares.


NisiOisiN


#death-note #mello #death

Thomas had a depressing - and scary - thought. 'Am I . . . replacing someone? Did somebody get killed?' Minho shook his head. 'No, we're just training you - someone'll want a break. Don't worry, it's been a while since a Runner was killed.' For some reason that last statement worried Thomas, though he hoped it didn't show on his face.


James Dashner


#humor

Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene


Mark Twain


#humor

What in the name of Zeus's testicles?


Darynda Jones


#humor

I was a smart-ass, born and raised. This had been my curse and would continue to be so.


David Sedaris


#humor

Only when you accept that one day you'll die can you let go, and make the best out of life. And that's the big secret. That's the miracle.


Gabriel Bá


#life-and-death #meaning-of-life #miracle #death

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore


J.K. Rowling


#humor






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