#m

I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#even #finish #go #i #sympathy

I mean, I wouldn't pay more than a couple of quid to see me, and I'm me. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#i #me #mean #more #pay

I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#best #devised #fruit #fundamental #i

If it wasn't for the fun and money, I really don't know why I'd bother. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#fun #i #know #money #really

Mind you, the Elizabethans had so many words for the female genitals that it is quite hard to speak a sentence of modern English without inadvertently mentioning at least three of them. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#female #genitals #had #hard #inadvertently

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#amsterdam #avoiding #being #bell #concept

Opera happens because a large number of things amazingly fail to go wrong. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#because #fail #go #happens #large

You can't remember the plot of the Dr Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though. ↗

— Terry Prachett

#did #dr #flashing #flashing lights #holes

Everybody knows that I don't have a muse. I'm not interested in that. ↗

— Miuccia Prada

#i #interested #knows #muse #not interested

For me, it's important to anticipate where fashion is heading. ↗

— Miuccia Prada

#fashion #heading #important #me #where