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It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system. ↗

— Dan C. Quayle

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Why is it when you want the ground to swallow you whole, it decides to stop trying? -Ethon ↗

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

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I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes. ↗

— Woody Allen

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No point making rules against things that are impossible. ↗

— G. Norman Lippert

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and, unlike the celebrated herd in the poem, they were not forty children conducting themselves as one, but every child was conducting itself like forty. ↗

— Charles Dickens

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It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand. ~ Brian Stimpson, Clockwise ↗

— John Cleese

#writing #humor

The dull people decided years and years ago, as everyone knows, that novel-writing was the lowest species of literary exertion, and that novel reading was a dangerous luxury and an utter waste of time. ↗

— Wilkie Collins

#humor #leisure #novels #reading #humor

you know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time.... husband!!! ↗

— Bill Maher

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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. ↗

— Henry Kissinger

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This is a fierce bad rabbit; look at his savage whiskers, and his claws and his turned-up tail. ↗

— Beatrix Potter

#bunnies #fierceness #humor #rabbits #humor