#ma

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#been #face #her #many #marks

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#bill #doctor #gave #him #his

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#man #poor #self-taught #student #usually

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#does #get #gift #his #how

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#hips #match #she

I had dreams of catching the ball for the final out in the World Series and being mobbed by my teammates. Well, I guess all my dreams didn't come true. ↗

— Robin Yount

#being #catching #come #dreams #final

I was also very lucky to be a teammate of two of the greatest players to have ever played the game. I learned very early on by playing for Frank Robinson and with Henry Aaron that even the greatest players in the game were just one of the guys. ↗

— Robin Yount

#also #early #even #ever #frank

My brother Larry. He taught me how hard work and dedication to the game was the only way to make it. He's taken care of all my business activities for me and my family for many years, and I thank him for that. ↗

— Robin Yount

#brother #business #care #dedication #family

I like to see love stories: romantic comedy or romantic drama. ↗

— Pia Zadora

#drama #i #like #love #love stories

In a lot of ways, the make-up was the character. ↗

— Rick Yune

#lot #make-up #ways