#mal

I do like to look at female drummers, because I am one. ↗

— Caroline Corr

#because #drummers #female #i #i am

Oh, I wouldn't want to go on a date with a female celebrity. I'd rather go on a date with a real woman. ↗

— Casper Van Dien

#date #female #go #i #oh

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. ↗

— Bill Cosby

#always #behavior #bizarre #calmly #eventually

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. ↗

— Leo Tolstoy

#nietzsche #stupid

I don't live with my role, I'm a really normal person. ↗

— Marion Cotillard

#live #normal #normal person #person #really

France is the only nation in which astoundingly small numbers of civilized patrons reside. ↗

— Gustave Courbet

#france #nation #numbers #only #patrons

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. ↗

— Simon Cowell

#dress #female #great #impersonator #off

I'm not great at small talk. ↗

— Courteney Cox

#i #small #small talk #talk

She reached out, her fingers hesitant. The deer—Knox—tilted his head down, letting her touch his antlers. Her hand trembled slightly as she caressed the boney protrusion. The ivory tines were warmer than she thought they’d be, a living extension of the man inside. She petted his pelt next, charmed by the coarse fur and the feel of his muscles bunching and moving underneath. Sitting back, she winked up at him. "You probably get this a lot,but…nice rack.” The deer flashed back into a man who tackled her onto her pillows with a wolfy growl. “Always gotta be the smartass, don’t you? ↗

— Miranda Stowe

#erotic-romance #shapeshifter #dreams

You can be a singer, and you can be a guitar player, but putting them together is another animal. ↗

— Gavin DeGraw

#another #guitar #guitar player #player #putting