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Misery, thy name is Mudslide


Molly Harper


#humour #paranormal-romance #funny

Are you suggesting I’m working with the zombies? That I paid them to pretend to attack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.


Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #sarcasm #zombie #funny

Books are a poor substitute for female company, but they are easier to find.


Patrick Rothfuss


#female-company #funny #romance #funny

With the Book hitching rides, hiding on people, guess we’re all going to be dressing like skanks for a while, huh? Skintight or skin. Dude, everybody’s everything’s gonna be hanging out, and some o’ those fat chicks at the abbey are gonna gross my eyeballs right outta my head. Muffin tops and camel toes, gah!


Karen Marie Moning


#funny #funny

I have always loved you, princess" Robin Goodfellow promised, his green eyes shining in the darkness. "I always will. And I'll take whatever you can give me.


Julie Kagawa


#paranormal-romance #puck #love

I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a decoy nun and then crawl out the window.


Janette Rallison


#normal #writer #funny

Graves leaned forward, eyeing me. “Hey, Dru. You were French-kissing a winged snake. Creeptastic.


Lili St. Crow


#paranormal #ya #funny

Most animals show themselves sparingly. The grizzly bear is six to eight hundred pounds of smugness. It has no need to hide. If it were a person, it would laugh loudly in quiet restaurants, boastfully wear the wrong clothes for special occasions, and probably play hockey.


Craig Childs


#bear #funny #grizzly-bear #funny

You try almost dying, being chased, then hopping in a car with a complete (horny) stranger.


Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #funny

What do you think is the problem? You’re a cute kid-­‐uh, guy. Man. You’re a cute man.


Gena Showalter


#paranormal-romance #funny






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