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#marriage

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...the social mould civilization fits us into have no more relation to our actual shapes than the conventional shapes of the constellations have to the real star-patterns. I am called Mrs. Richard Phillotson, living a calm wedded life with my counterpart of that name. But I am not really Mrs. Richard Phillotson, but a woman tossed about, all alone, with aberrant passions, and unaccountable antipathies...


Thomas Hardy


#society #life

You can believe I took you to be my wife. To honor, respect and protect, for all the days of our life.


Mira Lyn Kelly


#life

We marry children who have grown up and still rejoice in being children, especially if we're creative. Imaginative people fidget with ideas, including the idea of a relationship. If they're wordsmiths like us, they fidget a lot in words.


Diane Ackerman


#relationships #imagination

Bride, n. - A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.


Ambrose Bierce


#happiness #humor #marriage #matrimony #satire

I'm married. And pregnant.


Edan Lepucki


#impromptu-humor #marriage #what-the-hell #humor

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #marriage #trophy-wives #humor

For better or for worse, but not for lunch,...


Abigail Thomas


#marriage #relationships #humor

There's a very generous donation in the parish's future if you make this fast. Ten minutes, at the most." Frowning, the man fumbled open his liturgy. "There's an established rite, Your Grace. Marriage must be entered into with solemnity and consideration. I don't know that I can rush--" "Ten minutes. One thousand guineas." The liturgy snapped closed. "Then again, what do a few extra minutes signify to an eternal God?" He beckoned Amelia with a fluttering, papery hand. "Make haste, child. You're about to be married.


Tessa Dare


#marriage #money #humor

Modern wife: A position thought to require great ambition to fill. After initially showing some skill at a maid service or department store, the husband takes her home to find that she has risen too high in the world to generalize that skill, which drives him to drink.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #marriage #wife #funny

Inside your soul is the ability to survive even the toughest storms, and that paradise can always be found--even in the middle of a hurricane--if you are willing to look.


Denise Hildreth Jones


#humor #love-and-romance #remarriage #humor






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