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#marriage

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Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate.


Maggie Stiefvater


#funny #humor #marriage #funny

... it is quite funny really when you think that probably I would have married him if he'd been at all clever about it. But instead of putting it to me as a sensible business proposition he would drag in all this talk about love the whole time, and I simply can't bear those showerings of sentimentality. Otherwise I should most likely have married him ages ago.


Nancy Mitford


#marriage #age

I think the overriding message would be that love is serious business. True, down-to-the-crap love is not for the shallow or faint of heart. People are messy. Marriage is messy. You have to bring your best self to the game despite your limitations.


Ka Hancock


#business

And how do you explain to your wife that you don't have all the answers, and that you might not know what you are doing, and that you are afraid you are going to fail? How do you admit that you are most afraid that, one day, she'll walk - and replace you with an educated, professor-type guy, who shares her same interests, schedule, and the way she was used to living, especially when all of your friends, your business associates, even your own damned brother, are all just waiting for you to mess up so they can have a shot at taking her away from you? How do you look the woman you love in her eyes and tell her that?


Leslie Esdaile


#marriage #business

I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.


Jarod Kintz


#honeymoon #marriage #death

The marriage of a Jewish son is a bittersweet prospect. There is relief, always, that he has navigated the tantalizing and plentiful assemblies of non-Jewish women to whom the children of the Diaspora are inevitably exposed: from the moment he enters secondary school there is the constant anxiety that a blue-eyed Christina or Mary will lure him away from the tribe. Jewish men are widely known to be uxorious in all the most advantageous ways. And so each mother fears that, whether he be short and myopic, boorish or stupid or prone to discuss his lactose intolerance with strangers, whether he be blessed with a beard rising almost to meet his hairline, he is still within the danger zone. Somewhere out there is a shiksa with designs on her son. Jewish men make good husbands. It is the Jewish woman's blessing as a wife, and her curse as a mother.


Francesca Segal


#humor #judaism #marriage #sons-and-mothers #design

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Hilal Asyraf


#marriage #love

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.


Groucho Marx


#romance #sex #marriage

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.


Margaret Atwood


#marriage #marriage

Nobles and peasants marry early. Businessmen tend to wait.


David Eddings


#marriage #marriage






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