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As they were walking, a beggar came up, holding his hand out and crying, "Baksheesh! Baksheesh!" Mike kept on going but Mitchell stopped. Digging into his pocket, he pulled out twenty paise and placed it in the beggar's dirty hand. Mike said, "I used to give to beggars when I first came here. But then I realized, it's hopeless. It never stops." "Jesus said you should give to whoever asks you," Mitchell said. "Yeah, well," Mike said, "obviously Jesus was never in Calcutta. ↗


— Jeffrey Eugenides


#calcutta #charity #jesus #poor #poverty

I had the fleeting thought then that we are each of us pathetic in one way or another, and the trick is to marry a person whose patheticness you can tolerate. ↗


— Curtis Sittenfeld


#relationships #marriage

Maybe the difference between first marriage and second marriage is that the second time at least you know you are gambling. ↗


— Elizabeth Gilbert


#marriage #marriage

Results for "Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car. ↗


— Will Stanton


#marriage #marriage

Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that's not too difficult to accomplish, since your husband has exactly two pairs--black shoes that are ten years old and barely broken in and sneakers that are so dirty they classify as a biohazard). ↗


— Peter Scott


#marriage #shoes #marriage

In all human love it must be realized that every man promises a woman, and every woman promises a man that which only God alone can give, namely, perfect happiness. One of the reasons why so many marriages are shipwrecked is because as the young couple leave the altar, they fail to realize that human feelings tire and the enthusiasm of the honeymoon is not the same as the more solid happiness of enduring human love. One of the greatest trials of marriage is the absence of solitude. In the first moments of human love, one does not see the little hidden deformities which later on appear. ↗


— Fulton J. Sheen


#happiness #love #marriage #love

There are trials and mistakes and even wars along the path of marriage. ↗


— Patti Callahan Henry


#marriage

What's it like? Being married? Cold feet. Middle of the night you're sleeping, suddenly, wham, you've got ice cold feet warming themselves on the back of your legs. ↗


— Alan Brennert


#marriage

When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets. ↗


— Junot Díaz


#marriage

First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a cold day in hell I'd let you babysit. ↗


— Jennifer Crusie


#kids #love #marriage #parents #love






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