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Every romantic woman dreams of Willoughby. However, every wise woman’s heart knows Colonel Brandon would take care of her when she was sick, love her when she was well and know her worth every day that she breathes.


Shannon L. Alder


#jane-austen #love #marriage #relationships #sense-and-sensibility

I know that man started animal husbandry thousands of years ago, and I think it’s disgusting. Men and animals should never be allowed to marry. Or have sex. And maybe not even engage in necking, unless it’s a man and a giraffe.


Jarod Kintz


#disgusting #funny #marriage #funny

About their wedding on a beach of Nantucket, after nearly 50 years together as a couple: "After years of being who we truly were only in the privacy of our homes or with a few friends, we were out in the world, under the sky, no longer pretending.” - Norman Sunshine, co-author, Double Life


Norman Sunshine


#double-life #gay-marriage #love-story #norman-sunshine #home

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.


Mae West


#marriage #humor

One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.


Oscar Wilde


#love #marriage #humor

He smiled. "I suppose I thought we'd have a madly impractical, terrifyingly modern sort of marriage. One based on love. Not to mention dangerous undertakings and hair's-breadth escapes from burning buildings, high ledges and exploding sewers." "And bickering." "Always that, yes." "Assuming I want to marry at all." "True. I know of no good way of forcing you to do anything." "And you're mad enough to think it could work - one day?" He cupped her face in his hands. His smile was so brilliant it seemed to illuminate the room. "I think it would be heaven." She trembled, then. "You have a very strange idea of heaven." "Kiss me and see.


Y.S. Lee


#love #marriage #romance #humor

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.


Jess C. Scott


#control-freaks #control-issues #cynic #cynical #cynical-humor

When you have been just told that the girl you love is definitely betrothed to another, you begin to understand how Anarchists must feel when the bomb goes off too soon.


P.G. Wodehouse


#engagement #humor #jealousy #marriage #humor

... the story of my marriage, which is the great joy and astonishment of my life, is too much like a fairy tale, the German kind, unsweetened by Disney.


Ann Patchett


#marriage #humor

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.


Jimmy Durante


#marriage #humor






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