#marriage

Buy this book or I’ll take it personally, and I will have my revenge. I’ll steal your girlfriend or make out with your dad. It doesn’t matter to me. Whichever will hurt worse. My vengeance knows no sexuality. You don’t want this. Your dad does though. Yeah, like you didn’t know your parents’ marriage was a sham. Come on. Open your fucking eyes. ↗

— Paul Neilan

#marriage

About every six to eight months, I run into a man who astounds me sexually, but between escapades, I'm celibate, which I don't think is any big deal. After two unsuccessful marriages, I find myself keeping my guard up, along with my underpants. ↗

— Sue Grafton

#marriage

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

#heaven #lightning #made #marriages #say

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. ↗

— Clint Eastwood

#again #get #get married #happy #happy marriage

This is much easier than when N left. Our son is unable to grasp and simultaneously turn doorknobs yet. If only this trick could be unlearned by men over thirty, many more families would celebrate Christmas together. ↗

— Suzanne Finnamore

#divorce #husband #infidelity #marriage #seperation

Marriage is a big deal, but who's to say I'm not going to pull a Vegas and get married to see what it's like for a minute? ↗

— Lindsay Lohan

#big deal #deal #get #get married #going

In my marriages, I'd lost parts of who I was because I was trying to mold myself into what I thought a man wanted me to be. ↗

— Jane Fonda

#i #into #lost #man #marriages

But the key to our marriage is the capacity to give each other a break. And to realize that it's not how our similarities work together; it's how our differences work together. ↗

— Michael J. Fox

#capacity #differences #each #give #how

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#love #where #will #without

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once. ↗

— Eva Gabor

#interesting #marriage #once #only #too