#marry

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. ↗

— H. L. Mencken

#another #better #better time #die #earlier

The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens. ↗

— Dennis Miller

#called #citizens #house #illegal #illegal immigrants

To marry a fool is to be no fool. ↗

— Moliere

#marry

Who says I'm gonna marry another guy? In Europe it's not like in America, where you set a date. ↗

— Brigitte Nielsen

#another #date #europe #gonna #guy

I was always in the popular crowd, but I really had atrocious teeth. I was encouraged to 'do well in school, 'cause no one's going to marry you!' ↗

— Gabrielle Union

#atrocious #cause #crowd #encouraged #going

I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#i #marry #mccartney #paul #paul mccartney

That there's no more important decision in life than who you marry. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#decision #important #important decision #life #marry

Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry? ↗

— Ross Perot

#daughter #marry #three #want #which

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' ↗

— Emo Philips

#asked #father #girlfriend #had #hello

I'm not convinced about marriage. Divorce is so easy, and that fact that gay people are not allowed to marry takes much of the meaning out of it. Committing yourself to one person is sacred. ↗

— Natalie Portman

#allowed #committing #convinced #divorce #easy