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John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.


Maureen O'Hara


#birthday #borrowed #candy #die #going

Now the big question is: what direction are you moving? Look inward; there is a burning desire in your heart that will make you the person you can become – A superstar!


Maureen Lawrence


#greatness #lawrence #leadership #maureen #the-secrets-of-superstar

The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.


Maureen Johnson


#the-key-to-the-golden-firebird #funny

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.


Maureen Johnson


#awkward #funny #maureen-johnson #shades-of-london #funny

Just then, my phone started ringing. The ring must have been damaged by the water as well, so now it had a high, keening note - kind of the sound I imagine a mermaid might make if you punched her in the face.


Maureen Johnson


#maureen-johnson #the-jubilee-express #imagination

...but somehow when it's real, when it's your life... that person can feel even farther off and more unobtainable than an actual celebrity. Proximity doesn't breed familiarity


Maureen Johnson


#life #maureen-johnson #proximity #life

Maybe you've never fallen into a frozen stream. Here's what happens. 1. It is cold. So cold that the Department of Temperature Acknowledgment and Regulation in you brain gets the readings and says, "I can't deal with this. I'm out of here." It puts up the OUT TO LUNCH sign and passes all responsibility to the... 2. Department of Pain and the Processing Thereof, which gets all this gobbledygook from the temperature department that it can't understand. "This is so not our job," it says. So it just starts hitting random buttons, filling you with strange and unpleasant sensations, and calls the... 3. Office of Confusion and Panic, where there is always someone ready to hop on the phone the moment it rings. This office is at least willing to take some action. The Office of Confusion and Panic loves hitting buttons.


Maureen Johnson


#maureen-johnson #the-jubilee-express #love

Maureen clapped her hands together. "Oh," she said in her elfin little voice. "It's pretty." "Pretty?" Simon looked quickly at the hunched shape on top of the concrete block. "Maureen, what the hell-


Cassandra Clare


#sebastian-morgenstern #simon-lewis #city-of-fallen-angels

It was my sister Maureen who was responsible for my becoming a Reagan.


Michael Reagan


#maureen #reagan #responsible #sister #who

It's well known by now that I had a special need to get Maureen's goat when ever the opportunity presented itself. I was a boy and she was the enemy... a girl.


Christopher Knight


#enemy #ever #get #girl #goat






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