#me

Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#benjamin franklin #discovered #electricity #franklin #invented

Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#boss #done #embarrassing #him #nothing

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#elder #election #fastest #lose #politician

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. ↗

— Earl Wilson

#deductible #man #sell #something #tell

I am not quite a poet but I am something of the kind. ↗

— Edmund Wilson

#i #i am #kind #poet #quite

There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income. ↗

— Edmund Wilson

#demoralizing #income #more #nothing #small

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone. ↗

— Flip Wilson

#black #color #curtain #funny #get

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I? ↗

— Flip Wilson

#i #life #my life #my own #own

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life. ↗

— Gretchen Wilson

#me #redneck #self #sense #way

I just like Raisin Bran - it keeps me regular. ↗

— Gretchen Wilson

#i #just #keeps #like #me