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Herr Altenburg, I can't; I have vertigo.' And Marek looked at him: 'All right - I'll get the chemist to fix me something.


Eva Ibbotson


#humor #marek #song-for-summer #humor

The difference between a top-flight creative man and the hack is his ability to express powerful meanings indirectly.


Vance Packard


#between #creative #creative man #difference #express

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.


Arnold Palmer


#called #eraser #game #golf #golf game

Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!" -Joy "I'm never obnoxious; I'm just concerned." -Roxy


Katie MacAlister


#concern #friendship #view-point #friendship

Am I the moss on your bark, then?" Ani asked. Enna grabbed her around the waist and shook her affectionately. "You're the mossiest girl I know.


Shannon Hale


#metaphorical #humor

Everything has been homogenized. Over time, with television and jet travel, everybody has blended together. Some of our wonderful charm has been lost.


Bruce Paltrow


#blended #charm #everybody #everything #homogenized

I'm stupid. I can never think of something...


Piedad Ornelas


#humor #retard #sisters-in-crime #stupidity #humor

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.


Brad Paisley


#darkest #even #moments #something #think

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.


James Hetfield


#humour #metallica #humor

...now and then a giggling trail of mermaids appeared in our wake. We fed them oatmeal.


Tove Jansson


#mermaids #oatmeal #sailing #humor






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