#retard

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#alone #commit #conspiracy #happens #harvey

The grim fact is that we prepare for war like precocious giants, and for peace like retarded pygmies. ↗

— Lester B. Pearson

#giants #grim #like #peace #precocious

I collect things that just look retarded. ↗

— Ahmet Zappa

#i #just #look #retarded #things

I'm stupid. I can never think of something... ↗

— Piedad Ornelas

#humor #retard #sisters-in-crime #stupidity #humor

You want science and studies? Fuck you. I’ve got scars and blood and vomit. ↗

— Jim Wendler

#strength #science

There's an assumption in many of these cultures that these children are mentally retarded, when in fact they're not at all. I saw how the operation affects the child, as well as the child's family and often the village. ↗

— Roma Downey

#assumption #child #children #cultures #fact

We all know that any thing which retards in any way the free circulation of the sap, also prevents to a certain extent the formation of wood and leaves. ↗

— Robert Fortune

#any #certain #certain extent #circulation #extent

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30. ↗

— Katherine Heigl

#guys #kind #retarded #until

A moving body whose motion was not retarded by any resisting force would continue to move to all eternity. ↗

— Hermann von Helmholtz

#body #continue #eternity #force #motion

Scholastic learning and polemical divinity retarded the growth of all true knowledge. ↗

— David Hume

#growth #knowledge #learning #retarded #scholastic