#retard

Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard! ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#i #i do #like #living #play

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it. ↗

— Jason Bateman

#called #christian #comes #complete #devout

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. ↗

— Leonardo DiCaprio

#attention #being #being funny #deformed #funny

From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now. ↗

— John Kricfalusi

#artists #every #experience #get #hiring

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. ↗

— Rob Corddry

#company #employing #got #how #i

They wish for a general government of unity, as they see that the local legislatures must naturally and necessarily tend to retard the general government. ↗

— Henry Knox

#government #legislatures #local #must #naturally

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#alone #commit #conspiracy #happens #harvey