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Joe Rogan

Read through the most famous quotes from Joe Rogan

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

— Joe Rogan

#live #universe #evolution

Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much.

— Joe Rogan

#everybody #him #his #honest #i

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

— Joe Rogan

#alone #commit #conspiracy #happens #harvey

It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.

— Joe Rogan

#funny #guy #horrifying #just #me

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends.

— Joe Rogan

#audience #best #completely #could #friends

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.

— Joe Rogan

#bad #coke #fiends #hang #marriage

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

— Joe Rogan

#girlfriend #good #i #narrow #path

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

— Joe Rogan

#after #done #eventually #human #never

Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out.

— Joe Rogan

#always #apartment #dryer #freaked #idea

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.

— Joe Rogan

#act #crazy #girlfriends #lie #pressure

About Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes

Did you know about Joe Rogan?

In 2002 he appeared on the episode "A Beautiful Mind" of Just Shoot Me as Chris Maya Gallo's boyfriend. Comedy recordings
I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday (CD) (August 22 2000)
Live from the Belly of the Beast (DVD) (May 4–5 2001)
Joe Rogan: Live (DVD) (September 1 2006)
Shiny Happy Jihad (CD) (April 10 2007)
Talking Monkeys in Space (CD & DVD) (2010) Comedy Central Records
Live from the Tabernacle (Digital Download) (December 18 2012)

Awards and recognition
World MMA Awards
2011 Personality of the Year

Wrestling Observer Newsletter
2010 Best Television Announcer
2011 Best Television Announcer

Teen Choice Award
Choice TV Reality/Variety Host for Fear Factor (2003 Nominated)

See also
List of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioners. They continued through the end of the show's run in 2004.

Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11 1967) is an American martial artist stand-up comedian actor writer and color commentator.

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