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Joe Rogan

Read through the most famous quotes from Joe Rogan




But it's hard for a chick to do comedy. It's not as open for them.


— Joe Rogan


#comedy #hard #open #them

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.


— Joe Rogan


#art #art form #comedy #content #form

Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.


— Joe Rogan


#career #comedian #did #got #great

Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.


— Joe Rogan


#ever #really #someone #talked #talking

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.


— Joe Rogan


#girlfriend #good #i #narrow #path

I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.


— Joe Rogan


#care #chinese #gay #i #illusion

I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.


— Joe Rogan


#act #constantly #dream #gig #got

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.


— Joe Rogan


#famous #got #had #i #sense

I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.


— Joe Rogan


#before #close #even #funny #had

If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.


— Joe Rogan


#act #crazy #girlfriends #lie #pressure






About Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes




Did you know about Joe Rogan?

In 2002 he appeared on the episode "A Beautiful Mind" of Just Shoot Me as Chris Maya Gallo's boyfriend. Comedy recordings
I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday (CD) (August 22 2000)
Live from the Belly of the Beast (DVD) (May 4–5 2001)
Joe Rogan: Live (DVD) (September 1 2006)
Shiny Happy Jihad (CD) (April 10 2007)
Talking Monkeys in Space (CD & DVD) (2010) Comedy Central Records
Live from the Tabernacle (Digital Download) (December 18 2012)


Awards and recognition
World MMA Awards
2011 Personality of the Year

Wrestling Observer Newsletter
2010 Best Television Announcer
2011 Best Television Announcer

Teen Choice Award
Choice TV Reality/Variety Host for Fear Factor (2003 Nominated)


See also
List of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioners. They continued through the end of the show's run in 2004.

Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11 1967) is an American martial artist stand-up comedian actor writer and color commentator.

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