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Joe Rogan

Read through the most famous quotes from Joe Rogan




If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?


— Joe Rogan


#around #go #greatest #talking #why

It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in.


— Joe Rogan


#back #believed #broke #bruce #career

People for the most part can smell lies.


— Joe Rogan


#most #part #people #smell

People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.


— Joe Rogan


#anything #get #minutes #people #their

Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic.


— Joe Rogan


#describe #nonsensical #other #reality #really

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.


— Joe Rogan


#changes #every #every night #funny #laugh

The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage.


— Joe Rogan


#creepy #dark #explore #great #la

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.


— Joe Rogan


#everyone #funny people #goal #good #good time

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.


— Joe Rogan


#annoying #any #comics #constantly #funny

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.


— Joe Rogan


#because #comedy #great #i #me






About Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan Quotes




Did you know about Joe Rogan?

In 2002 he appeared on the episode "A Beautiful Mind" of Just Shoot Me as Chris Maya Gallo's boyfriend. Comedy recordings
I'm Gonna Be Dead Someday (CD) (August 22 2000)
Live from the Belly of the Beast (DVD) (May 4–5 2001)
Joe Rogan: Live (DVD) (September 1 2006)
Shiny Happy Jihad (CD) (April 10 2007)
Talking Monkeys in Space (CD & DVD) (2010) Comedy Central Records
Live from the Tabernacle (Digital Download) (December 18 2012)


Awards and recognition
World MMA Awards
2011 Personality of the Year

Wrestling Observer Newsletter
2010 Best Television Announcer
2011 Best Television Announcer

Teen Choice Award
Choice TV Reality/Variety Host for Fear Factor (2003 Nominated)


See also
List of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu practitioners. They continued through the end of the show's run in 2004.

Joseph James "Joe" Rogan (born August 11 1967) is an American martial artist stand-up comedian actor writer and color commentator.

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