#me

I'm doing comedy development at National Lampoon. ↗

— Kato Kaelin

#development #doing #i #national

I feel reviewers are tougher on comedies in general. They don't take them seriously, and the ones that get great reviews are not necessarily the ones that I like. ↗

— Bobby Farrelly

#feel #general #get #great #i

People who live together naturally catch the looks and air of one another and without having one feature alike, they contract a something in the whole countenance which strikes one as a resemblance. ↗

— Frances Burney

#alike #another #catch #contract #countenance

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. ↗

— Lillian Gordy Carter

#each #goals #had #i #individuals

The only thing we don't do together is get in front of an actor and show any indecision at all about what we think. We don't always agree, so we meet privately, then one or the other will approach the actor. ↗

— Bobby Farrelly

#actor #agree #always #any #approach

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt. ↗

— Bobby Farrelly

#feel #gets #hurt #joke #make

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. ↗

— George Burns

#better #failure #hate #honestly #i

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. ↗

— George Burns

#faces #finally #first #forget #names

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. ↗

— George Burns

#cigar #depends #good #good meal #handle

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. ↗

— George Burns

#drunk #fourteenth #get #i #me