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Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, people who choose to dress their dogs up in outfits better suited for homosexuals participating in a gay pride parade. Dog costumes are right up there with something else I find particularly offensive: sweater vests.


Chelsea Handler


#dogs #funny #humor #dating

One's perception of time was relative to one's desire for its passage.


Beth Fantaskey


#time-passing #dating

Good God, you don’t give up.” “Nope.” I laughed, couldn’t help it, and his smile spread in response to the sound. “I’m sure there are plenty of girls who want to go out on a date with you.” “There are.” “Wow. Modest aren’t you?” “Why should I be?” he shot back. “And I want to go out on a date with you. Not them.


J. Lynn


#cameron-hamilton #date #romance #dating

And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies!


Lewis Carroll


#madness #time #dating

Hey," Marshall said, leaning beside me. "You okay? You look supremely pissed." I smiled. "I'm absolutely fine." "Is your boyfriend here on a date with someone else? Did you guys break up or something?" He seemed to be mocking me. "Yep. We broke up," I said sarcastically. "I caught him sleeping with my sister and then she found out she was pregnant. It didn't work out between them, though, and he left her for that girl." I gestured at Sarah. "My sister's gonna take him on Jerry Springer." Marshall raised an eyebrow. "You don't have a sister." "And you don't have any brain cells.


C. Gray


#marshall #my-heart-be-damned #dating

Republican theory clearly stated that the people held all political power, and only they could delegate authority to a government. The people were free to change governments at will. They didn't need permission from incumbents.


James D. Best


#james-madison #political-theory #change

One of the things I love about God's Word is that it has no expiration date.


Patsy Clairmont


#dating

Do you know which is the greatest epic till date?


K. Hari Kumar


#chennai #epic #ghittorni #hindu #india

I believe democracy flourishes when the government can take legitimate steps to keep its secrets and when the press can decide whether to print what it knows.


Katherine Graham


#decide #democracy #flourishes #government #i

...She had little patience with people who got intellectually lazy when faced with a difficult concept.


Beth Fantaskey


#impatient #intellectual #lazy #dating






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