#me

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. ↗

— Will Rogers

#claims #due #had #haven #lincoln

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. ↗

— Will Rogers

#creek #get #government #keep #make

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. ↗

— Will Rogers

#everything #funny #happening #long #somebody

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? ↗

— Will Rogers

#business #check #crime #legalize #out

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. ↗

— Will Rogers

#optimist #still

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. ↗

— Will Rogers

#debt #due #like #may #never

It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. ↗

— Will Rogers

#get #good #good thing #government #pay

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. ↗

— Will Rogers

#because #curb #go #heroes #sit

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. ↗

— Will Rogers

#easy #got #government #humorist #whole

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. ↗

— Will Rogers

#advertising #amount #improving #money #product