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April comes to us, with her showers sweet. I wake to the cries of little birds before the light comes across the heath. They wait all night with open eyes. Now, with the rain at dawn, their voices make melody. I turn back the reveled cloth of gold on my bed and walk to gaze beyond my glazed casement window. In the plaintive voices of the wood fowl, I imagine my mother calling to me, her words echoing across the years.


Ned Hayes


#imagination

The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.


James K. Morrow


#humor #medieval #renaissance #humor

Maimed but still magnificent... Europe's mightiest medieval cathedral.


R. W. Apple, Jr.


#europe #magnificent #maimed #medieval #mightiest

If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.


Lance Armstrong


#face #i #joke #medieval #times

Popatrz jeno. Kościół, karczma, bordel, a w środku między nimi kupa gówna. Oto parabola ludzkiego żywota.


Andrzej Sapkowski


#medieval #polish #shit #funny

It was difficult to imagine that a full day hadn't yet passed since we boarded the airliner in New York. I paused. Medieval man believed that one was placed beyond the touch of time, and therefore aging, while attending Mass. What, I wondered, would he have made of those hours we left up in the sky? I would not change my watch until I gave the matter more thought.


Tod Wodicka


#flight #mass #medieval-church #time #age

In medieval times, contrary to popular belief, most knights were bandits, mercenaries, lawless brigands, skinners, highwaymen, and thieves. The supposed chivalry of Charlemagne and Roland had as much to do with the majority of medieval knights as the historical Jesus with the temporal riches and hypocrisy of the Catholic Church, or any church for that matter. Generally accompanied by their immoral entourage or servants, priests, and whores, they went from tourney to tourney like a touring rock and roll band, sports team, or gang of South Sea pirates. Court to court, skirmish to skirmish, rape to rape. Fighting as the noble's substitution for work.


Tod Wodicka


#brigands #catholic-church #charlemagne #chivalry #highwaymen

There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.


Richard Lederer


#dark-age #history #medieval #middle-ages #religion

Justice is a relative concept in all ages. The fourteenth century is no exception.


Ian Mortimer


#justice #medieval-life #age

The supposedly eyewitness authority of the Pseudo-Turpin finds a parallel in another genre in which vernacular prose was pioneered: that of the historical memoir. There were twelfth-century verse histories narrated by authors who had personally participated in the events they describe, such as the Third Crusade. But the Fourth Crusade of 1202-4 saw a switch to prose. This shameful fiasco, in which the crusaders were induced to turn aside from the Holy Land and attack instead the Christian city of Constantinople, inspired two contrasting accounts. Robert de Clari--ignorant of higher-level strategy, but all agog at the splendours of Constantinople--gives a worm's eye view. Geoffroi de Villehardouin, by contrast, has a top diplomat's suave authority and a leader's eye for the aesthetics of war--the splendid sight of a fleet, or the noble heroism of a ruler. For both authors the medium of prose seems to convey the purported authenticity and transparency of lived experience.


Sarah Cay Terence Cave Malcolm Bowie


#prose-versus-verse #experience






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