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And it is undeniably true that the greatest and most important right of a British subject is that he shall be governed by no laws but those to which he, either in person or by his representatives, hath given his consent; and this, I will venture to assert, is the great basis of British freedom; it is interwoven with the Constitution, and whenever this is lost, the Constitution must be destroyed.


Joseph Warren


#american-revolution #citizenship #constitution #freedom

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.


George R.R. Martin


#friendship #george-r-r-martin #summer #winter #friendship

Nothing will ruin the country if the people themselves will undertake its safety; and nothing can save it if they leave that safety in any hands but their own.


Daniel Webster


#freedom #liberty #freedom

Boys forget what their country means by just reading 'The Land of the Free' in history books. Then they get to be men. They forget even more. Liberty’s too precious a thing to be buried in books.


Jefferson Smith


#political-science #united-states-of-america #freedom

What some now call 'emerging Christianity' or 'the emerging church' is not something you join, establish, or invent. You just name it and then you see it everywhere- already in place! Such nongroup groups, the 'two or three' gathered in deep truth, create a whole new level of affiliation, dialogue, and friendship...


Richard Rohr


#friendship

I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s because Pisces are fish, and it’s like my grandpa always used to say, “The next best thing to making love to a mermaid, is having sex with a fish.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #lovers #mermaid #pisces #funny

This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.” “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#arrogant #call-me-irresistible #funny #humour #sep

We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars).



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #fun-absurd #funny #horses #humor

I started down but Sam caught my arm and knelt down himself to look. "For crying out loud," he said. "It's a racoon." "Poor thing," I said. "It could be a rabid baby-killer," Cole told me primly. "Shut up," Sam said pleasantly.


Maggie Stiefvater


#funny #grace-brisbane #prim #rabid #racoon

People who practice freedom of expression are terrorizing our grammatical way of life.


Bauvard


#freedom #funny #grammar #humor #terrorism






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