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America hadn't really been suited for its long and tiresome role as the Last Superpower, the World's Policeman. As a patriotic American, Oscar was quite content to watch other people's military coming home in boxes for a while. The American national character wasn't suited for global police duties. It never had been. Tidy and meticulous people such as the Swiss and the Swedes were the types who made good cops. America was far better suited to be the World's Movie Star. The world's tequila-addled pro-league bowler. The world's acerbic, bipolar stand-up comedian. Anything but a somber and tedious nation of socially responsible centurions.


Bruce Sterling


#movies

Oof!" Adam caught me all right, with the side of his head. I could tell by the feel of his skull on my foot as I kicked him. He grabbed me the best he could anyway, and we half landed, half fell in the pine needles. He lay facedown on the ground. I flopped him over on his back to make sure he was alive. If he had a concussion, we'd have to call the ambulance, which meant we'd get caught and he'd get sent to military school. On the bright side, maybe the military school would not take him if he had brain damage. "I'm so sorry." "Worth it," he grunted. He rolled onto his feet like a ninja and grabbed my hand. "Hurry, before they release the hounds.


Jennifer Echols


#adam-vader #boys-next-door #comedy #echols #endless-summer

Maxim 2: A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries


Howard Tayler


#military #rules-to-live-by #military

Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.


Voltaire


#disregard #ignorance #innovation #persecution #reformers

Why did the Articles [of Confederation] fail so completely? Most historians believe the founding fathers spent a great deal of their first constitutional convention drafting the delaration of independence and only realized on July 3rd the Articles were also due.


Jon Stewart


#confederation #constitution #failure #independence

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!


Eddie Izzard


#bill-clinton #clinton #lying #native-americans #president

It will take time to restore chaos


George W. Bush


#bush #george-bush #idiot #president #president

As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.


H.L. Mencken


#elite #elitism #elitist #meritocracy #politics

I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans.


Henry Miller


#cancer

The camera has always been a guide, and it's allowed me to see things and focus on things that maybe an average person wouldn't even notice.


Don Chadwick


#focus #photography #seeing #vision #photography






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